heavy is the head that wears the crown.

• crownhcart
• soultoken
• ukulclc

security clearance level 4 required.
scanning security clearance...
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security clearance level 4 confirmed.
opening personnel file.

( note: we allowed this copy of the file for easier access and updating after the SCP-239 incident, but the original file should still be consulted and kept as source. the updates here reported changed some parts of it, and who knows just how many wrong things are ending up here, with all the lies that anomaly says. not to mention the possibility of him hacking his own file and writing whatever he wants in it. — 05-██ )

doctor clef's personnel file.

NAME: a█████ h████ c███
OPERATOR'S TAG: director alto clef
SECURITY CLEARANCE LEVEL: 4
CURRENT ASSIGNMENT: department head: division of training and development.HEIGHT: varying, as it appears that everyday some aspects of him can vary very slightly. he's generally between 185cm and 195cm.
EYES: once again varying, though apparently slower. currently they appear red, sometimes with shades of pink.
PHYSIC: underweight despite eating a lot; still, appears stronger than a regular human, and mantains himself in shape with daily training, both by himself and during lessons.
HAIR: blonde, straight, long up to the shoulders. it is one of the few things that never appeared to change during his time in the foundation. he usually keeps them loose apart from when he's called for action, when he seems to have the habit to tying them up.BIRTHDAY: april 1st, ████ ( are we even considering this? he's the one who told us this date, it should be a red flag already by itself, but come on! it's litrally april fools' day!! — 05-██ )PROFILE: the genre-savvy and enigmatic "dr. alto clef" maintains that its true name is that of an A major chord played on a ukulele, which it carries around with it at all times should other entities wish to address it by name. it has received its current nickname due to its habit of signing reports with a hand-drawn alto clef symbol. although apparently competent at its job, its acerbic attitude and habit of annoying its coworkers by walking around minimal security areas with unfurled cinnamon rolls stuck in its nose has gained it the enmity of several of its coworkers.a. clef's true face cannot be clearly photographed by any known means (see above), but appears to have a large grin resembling that of felis cheshiricus, the only known specimen of which was captured by [ DATA EXPUNGED ] during operation liddell.by no means should dr. clef be allowed to consume an entire tin of altoids mints in one sitting.

psychological evaluation

doctor clef appears, all things considered, to still be fully conscious of his actions and his sanity to be well enough, despite facts in his life and, of course, the work in the foundation had their part of impact onto it.he is a compulsive liar. while i do believe that many times he can't stop himself from lying, it is undoubted that he more often than not willingly decides to lie and feels particular joy in doing so. if it's because he wants to keep a mysterious aura around himself, i can't say - he doesn't tell me, of course.after incident 239 b, doctor clef seems to become extremely uncomfortable at the mention of 239 and the possibility of her altering of his thoughts. anytime the topic is brought up in our interviews, he immediately closes and seems, for once, to be completely sincere: his only reply to my questions about the incident is that he'd prefer to talk about something else. whenever i insist, he asks for the interview to stop and asks permission to lie down.
i believe the incident left a severe trauma in doctor clef's mind. i would advice a period of more frequent interviews to let me help him heal from the trauma. ( come on, doctor glass. this is an amateur mistake. you wrote it yourself: clef always lies. — 05-██ )

history

a█████ h████ c███ first came to the attention of the foundation after publishing a seminal research paper, "on the use of human semen to ████ ███████ ██ █████ █████████", which resulted in his expulsion from ██████████ university's biology department, having already been on probation for complaints rising from his psychology study, "on the comparative sensitivity of the human female nipple in laboratory and field conditions, upon aware and unaware subjects." the paper in question referred to a ██████ ████████ with traits resembling those of an existing SCP, resulting in the foundation contacting the individual in order to establish his security risk.it is not clear how a█████ h████ c███ managed to ingratiate himself with the investigating agent enough to convince her to offer him a job with the foundation, as the individual has a slimy personality that causes all females within ██ ██████ to instinctively recoil in horror, clutching their ███████ protectively. however, his acquisition came with the retrieval of SCP-447, which has proven remarkably useful to the foundation despite special containment requirements keeping it away from dead bodies.during the SCP-239 Incident, dr. clef displayed remarkable aptitude in penetrating foundation defences in an attempt to terminate the aforementioned SCP. although he sustained severe injuries during and after this incident at the hands of dr. kondraki, his actions prompted a closer look at his past, especially in regards to possible links to a GOC operative known as "ukelele man."having earned a reputation for swift, elegant, and surgically precise terminations of dangerous SCPs, the overseer council has recently agreed to promote dr. clef to the head of the department of training and development, in charge of training response teams and field agents.

addendum in date ██-██-████: doctor clef has authorization to see SCP-166 twice a week. he's acting good and knows how to interact with her safely, i think he deserves it.
( don't even try this trick again, clef. — 05-██ )
( it was worth a shot. :) - dr. clef )

crownhcart.

muses in white are definitive; muses in light blue are test muses.

carmine riviera / the retriever

team fortress 2 original character | multifandom
retriever / 10th class madman extraordinaire.

age. 29 years old.
gender. male ( he/him ).
species. human.
title. the retriever.occupation. mercenary working for blutarch mann at mann industries.
alignment. chaotic. just CHAOTIC.
sexuality. asexual panromantic.
shipping info. he's available for literally anything: friendships, romantic relationships, enemies ( ESPECIALLY enemies ), old vague acquaintances, anything. we can go suggestive via dialogues, but no sexual relationships with him.
voiceclaim. to be added.mental health. i mean, technically he's 100% fine and healthy. practically, he's an absolute madman. just like all the others at mann co.
body. he's 176 cm tall, of medium and athletic constitution. he has tanned skin and dark eyes, with black, curly and messy hair and bits of unkempt beard on the jaw.
scars. varying, as respawn often makes them disappear.

if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one.

facts.

verses.

team fortress 2 | BLU team.
tba.team fortress 2 | mann vs. machine.
tba.left 4 dead.
carmine was just an extremely bored postman when apocalypse happened: one moment he was being insulted by the umpteenth old lady ( that he couldn't understand, with her english so fast he couldn't even distinguish the single words ), the moment after zombies were on the loose. and after a run that lasted what felt like hours, defending himself with just a bat and pure survival instinct, he got to the sudden realization that this... this was so much fun!

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handsome jack.

borderlands saga | science fiction
tag tba.

age.
gender.
species.
title.occupation.
residence.
alignment.
sexuality.
shipping info.
voiceclaim.mental health.
body.
scars.